My little sixth-grader Gideon just participated in his first Christmas parade (riding a float for the Westhills Elementary School Honors Club), and a good time seemed to be had by all; but curmudgeon that I am, I wanted to peek at the dark underbelly of the tradition.
Usually when a burning issue arises, I feel compelled to squeeze every last drop of my own phrasing, logic and wit into this limited space.
As the old Tyree luck would have it, I was near the end of my month-long exile from work (following laser prostate surgery) before I stumbled across the book “5 Days To A Clutter-Free House: Quick, Easy Ways To Clear Up Your Space.”
A garment that has elicited a lot of wolf whistles is turning 75 years old.
For those arriving late: I love to sink my teeth into the newest silly fad and satirize it until it resembles something the cat dragged in.
Just sit right back and you’ll endure a tale… September 26 marks the 50th anniversary of the classic TV sitcom “Gilligan’s Island.”
Could it be that the “elephant in the room” is literally an elephant in the room?
Are you ready for long waits, bare store shelves and higher prices?
If you’re frustrated by the skimpiness of “fun-size” candy, wait until you hear some “fun-size” songs.
