Before you grab a pint, consider your weekend:

Forgot to wear green? It’s OK. You’re probably safe to venture out to Eagle Harbor Book Company without getting pinched. Glen Erik Hamilton and Ingrid Thoft will talk about their new novels, “Hard Cold Winter” and “Brutality” beginning at 7:30 p.m.

The real party is at the Treehouse tonight. There will be bagpipes – plus fiddle, penny whistle, guitars, bodhran and lots of pranks. Raise a glass to Celtic Magic from 7 p.m. – they’ll (sham) rock your evening. No tickets needed, but bring cash for tips.

Bye, bye Mozart. The way Anthony Salieri’s been looking at you, we doubt you’ll make it past the weekend. “Amadeus” plays at Bainbridge Performing Arts 7:30 p.m. Friday and Saturday and 3 p.m. Sunday. Tickets here.

You can smoke weed or you can listen to it. Or maybe you can only listen to it when you’re smoking it. Whatever. WEEED and Merso hit up Rolling Bay Hall for Friday’s 8 p.m. Space Craft show.

Meanwhile, down at Treehouse, Cedar Teeth wields banjos.

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